TikTok kid

A subspecies of human that fell behind in evolution, especially in terms of intelligence, they fell behind very bad

Hey dude, Jay is doing a TikTok again.
He is a TikTok kid what did you expect?

by Spilled tea stain October 18, 2023

Ipad Kid

Any person under the age of 15 who is very attached to their electronics/video games. This person may appear to not be so hygenic since majority of their time is going into whatever video game they love.

My 9 year old cousin is such an Ipad Kid. I swear all he does is eat cheetos, play Roblox/Fortnite or whatever, not shower, and not even brush his teeth. Ugh.

by KobeBeanBryant24 January 25, 2025

bow kid

the 2nd player/protanganist in a hat in time

person 1: can i play as bow kid
person 2: NO im bow kid

by _verycatty247 October 4, 2022

college kids

Broke people. Doesn't matter if they're in college or not.

"Can you buy me this brand new car?"
"No I'm one of those college kids!"
"You must be broke then."

by Hange Zoe is best girl May 6, 2022

Kid Truck

A woman who pumps out 3+ kids without a stable family environment. Typically each has a separate father, who may or may not be identified.

Man, that broad is nothing but a kid truck. She's been plowed more times than an Alaskan road.

by DaHolmes November 12, 2023

Fat Kid Badge "FKB"

Traditionally a stain earned whilst eating.

"Bro, you got chili on your shirt."

"Yeah, it's going to leave a vicious Fat Kid Badge "FKB", good thing I carry a tide pen."

by Caveman4hire January 18, 2019

Kid-Attracted Person

KAP for short.

An alternative term for people who don't like MAP (Minor-Attracted Person). A common alternative people use is YAP (Youth-Attracted Person), but "youth" has wildly different definitions depending on the country. "Kid" is generally considered to refer to people who are 0-17 years old.

They are a kid-attracted person.

by Shugunou October 18, 2025