Sophia: So I heard James is dating again.
Oscar: James isn't dating; he's just making one nighters with his friends with benefits, he told me all about it.
Sophia: Really, oh my gosh, he sounds like a dude hoe.
Oscar: He's my dude-hoe.
Kyle: A true bro wouldn't expose their friends' secrets.
Oscar: Oh but it isn't a secret, he also wanted me to tell Sophia about. So why don't you go mind your own business, you Eve's dropping bitch?
Sophia: Yeah, Kyle go fuck yourself!
Kyle: *Runs away crying*
Oscar: James isn't dating; he's just making one nighters with his friends with benefits, he told me all about it.
Sophia: Really, oh my gosh, he sounds like a dude hoe.
Oscar: He's my dude-hoe.
Kyle: A true bro wouldn't expose their friends' secrets.
Oscar: Oh but it isn't a secret, he also wanted me to tell Sophia about. So why don't you go mind your own business, you Eve's dropping bitch?
Sophia: Yeah, Kyle go fuck yourself!
Kyle: *Runs away crying*
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by annoying123456 September 25, 2020

by YJ2K September 28, 2020

Me
by Ahahaahahah no January 25, 2019

A word from your past that you made peace with but your narcissistic other half uses to make you feel less than.
Baby you know I love you..you’re such a fucking hoe and that’s all you’ll ever be. Go make me money hoe. You need a job and I obviously can’t provide for you so hoe go stand on the corner and get some cents. And then I’ll trade you and you can be someone’s else’s hoe but rest assured they won’t pretend to love you like I do. Girl you know I love you quit playing and come suck this sick you gorgeous once in a lifetime valuable woman. But im not gonna fuck you cuz your a nasty dirty fat disgusting hoe and it’s all your fault that I treat the way you are. You’re not mines you’re for everybody but I won’t let you off your leash bitch.
by Hoeforlifecuzidefaintwifey November 16, 2021

they just are
by minecraft_virgin69 August 6, 2020
