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trial by penis

A sexual act in which a male partner inserts his flaccid penis into the back of a recipients mouth where it then becomes an erect. If the proper phallus has been selected, the erection alone should have the raw force and horsepower to grow to full size inside the throat and break the bitches’ neck. This is how fraternities select board members and how Trump got elected.

Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter
Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter
by Strawhatrain December 2, 2019
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i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name
I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player
by DrSmall October 21, 2020
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Jabeer's Penis Pills

This is a pill that makes you throb so hard, it jolts out your pants and rips a hole where your veiny meat stick should be. Jabeer really needs them though... So don't take too many! Also take one of Anas' Condoms!
I stole some of Jabeer's Penis Pills! I've never been harder!
by Gabeeb October 31, 2023
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Small Penis Coffee

A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.
Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.
by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018
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Penis

Lets have sex with mypenis
by Dinkilbob October 17, 2022
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jono penis

Large and sexy. Every girl wanna sit on it all day and night. It suits people best if there name begins with D.
His dick is so big. D... should ride it. Penis galore! Jono penis is spectacular
by Creecred22 May 9, 2017
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Penis's Revenge

when you dont jerk it off for a long time and it cums in sleep
by ACNHVillagersfatcock September 28, 2022
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