Shake time

The time of the day when one needs to make a protein shake using whatever ingredients available, notably dog food and ice cream.

Eric: yo it’s shake time goddamnit
Rich: we’re in target how
Eric: whatever it takes mothefuckin dog food time

by buttBuddybrandi December 5, 2019

Attitudal Time

A set time during the day that is when a woman has a automatic attitude and does not want to be bothered. Usually focused towards her children and partner and specifically set during hrs when interaction is possible. Used to avoid dealing with real life grown up situations such as bills speaking about relationship issues or just to avoid contact at all cost.

I wanted to speak to you about the light bill yet I realized it was during your attitudal time, so I text you instead.

by GeekyEcoChic January 7, 2022

Ryan time

Something that someone named Ryan says as he orgasms to impress his girlfriend

Last night Mr. Myrbold said it’s Ryan time to me and it was so hot

by Outchman November 20, 2023

Russian Time Bomb

The act of filling a girls vagina with vodka, inserting a tampon, leaving it to soak for a predetermined amount of time, extracting the tampon, and sucking out the liquor all before you lose your boner.

Her: How long do you think you could last under a Russian Time Bomb?

Him: With or without viagra?

by Happyfun222 June 25, 2024

Time Travel

ok so basically you go to a different date than the current but then the new time is the current and so you just changed the present but not your present and theres just like ten million billion trillion paradoxes that destroy the fabric of time that kill everything so just dont please

I dont like Time Travel it is bad do not do time travel.

by The God-Tier Roaster October 17, 2020

time slipping

What happens to loki in season two then soon he is able to control it

Loki:*time slipping*
Mobius:It looks like you’re being born dying at the same time I can’t keep looking at it
Loki:you said it wasn’t bad

Mobius:yah well I was lying
Loki: oh :(

by Uwu_Your_Mom November 14, 2023

Time

Time is the most sexiest,most goodlooking guy in the whole solarsystem.He can get everything he wants. Except good grades,but the girls are on his side.

Time will become time

by Donald.J Trump December 12, 2016