One Eyed Snake Monster

A man's penis! extremely large in size and might scare women!

I pulled out the one eyed snake monster and she almost passed out!

by berty68 October 1, 2008

The One, Two Monkey Punch

A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.

He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.

by D Bokeyno October 9, 2008

Rub one out of spite

To masturbate out of spite; to angerbate

She hates it when I jack off, so I'm going to rub one out of spite.

by ianjy May 19, 2009

One Night Stand Baby

A baby produced from a one night stand

You one night stand baby!

by Whitesall May 25, 2011

One-Shoed Dirty Leg

A girl that is such a slut (and has so many different guy's cum running down her leg) that (i) she either lost her shoe during all the fucking that she is doing or (ii) can't afford a second shoe.

Paris Hilton without money

by J. Kev January 9, 2004

one dollar and fifty cents

A slang term used to represent a man's penis and balls. (One dollar and two quarters)

Hey girl, I saw Joe's dolla fitty!

by Allimanda January 17, 2004

crack open a cold one

another word for necrophilia

seeing all these dead bodies makes me want to crack open a cold one!!

by a7x rules July 26, 2006