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The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.
He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.
by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020
mugGet the Fix Newsmug.

new york ninja

Man the guy is a real New York ninja with those black adidas
by Glock42 April 24, 2016
mugGet the new york ninjamug.

New life

People don't want new life breathed into something, they were happy enough with their old dysfunctional abnormal lives.
His/her old life was a life he/she was already happy with, and didn't need new life.
by The Original Agahnim August 5, 2021
mugGet the New lifemug.

New Hoe Influx

The secondary nhi you get after your national insurance number, this nhi is usually present in Valentine’s Day or summer holidays

(when all of the “boujie” girls come out of their shells)
Yo bro I just got my nhi”
National insuranc-”
“No my new hoe influx”
by Symbtch February 14, 2022
mugGet the New Hoe Influxmug.

new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day
guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school
by eudamme October 23, 2013
mugGet the new york metromug.

News

News is instructions on a person's TV used to program their brain; propaganda.
Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!

Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
mugGet the Newsmug.

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