Flu Nut

When you are at home, sick from work/school with the Flu. You have no energy, but gather the strength to masterbate. Ideally, you do not use the same Kleenex that are riddled with mucus- or you do

Jeff- Bro what did you get up to last week? We missed you at work
Jeffrey- Boss, I had the Flu, I did manage to have a Flu Nut though, which eased the symptoms

by Simp Mayor November 30, 2024

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Nut Hut

A homosexual males rectum, (often prolapsed)

Freddie Mercury’s nut hut was quite sore after a long night out.

by StraightoutDaNutHut1972 March 12, 2025

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Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe

The greatest Red Hot Chili Peppers coverband in history! Some even say they are better than the Chili Peppers.

Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe, they are so hot right now! Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe!

by Big Karrot March 28, 2023

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banana-nut bread

When the female bashes in the penis/nut area in response to the Strawberry Shortcake.

After he pulled that shit, I banana-nut breaded his ass.

by Robinson, G. January 13, 2008

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A “Nut Deposit” is a slang term I made the fuck up, in truth it is simply the sexual organ found on a female called the vagina, either that or the process of ejaculating all of your micro babies into her uterus is also a Nut Deposit.

“I enjoyed giving you a Nut Deposit, Stacy.”

by Delta-Ass March 8, 2025

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