dripping tea bag

when you squat above your girl and she takes your sack in her mouth as you jerk off on to her tits.

visualize the definition

by skip December 8, 2003

Fuck up a bag

To consume all of the contents of a full bag of illegal drugs in one sitting

Later bro, Imma head home to fuck up a bag in a minute

by Bonroid March 29, 2018

whore bag

bag which is contained some tools for operation

wowwww my whore having a nice whore bag now

by adrian josh February 19, 2007

Douche Bag Mikey

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

by Uh... June 26, 2003

tea bag tag

Also called a taint brush or soul patchusually worn by an older bald douchebag or a younger half a fageither way it is passe. Maybe add some Bono yellow tinted glasses(worn indoors)and lots of black fabric to complete the desired toolappearance.

Did you guys see that old bald douchebag with the tea bag tag and his half a fag buddy/sister trying to work those girl scouts?

by daCroat December 21, 2008

The D - bag Mafia

A international group of high school moochers who control all the moneyflow of high schools around the world. Often times considered a very dangerous and serious group of people, who get what they want.....no matter what. Also, they are the inventors of the curb stomp.

Billiam: Hey man, it's the D - bag mafia!

Usef: Hide the cattle!

by International Lesbian Actor, George Clinton September 18, 2006

Soggy Speed Bag

The act of licking an enlarged hemroid.

My buddy got totally wasted and gave this fat chick a soggy speed bag.

by CHRIS SHAGLEY November 12, 2007