MR M

chad arsonist

i hope MR M wont ram me with a semi truck

by AGuyWhoGotHitWithASeiTruck July 15, 2022

mr fredbasa

mr fredbasa is the coolest person ever no one will ever replace him, he is better than steve irwin and bob ross

gal: are you in mr fredbasa's class?
dude: yes he is fabulous
gal: ikr!!!!!!!!!!!

by lex is the best October 26, 2020

The Mr. Miyagi

The Mr. Miyagi is a sexual technique used by only the Kung Fuck elders and those who work 24/7 for it to be pulled successfully. It consists in catching a perfectly round droplet of cum in chopsticks during the moment of ejaculation, as the liquids spurt out from the penis. One must hold it steady inbetween the two chopsticks as the Character Mr. Miyagi held the fly during his lesson.

It is said that only the toughest-trained warriors can ever pull The Mr. Miyagi. it takes skill and dedication.

by carrotsoup101 April 17, 2020

Mr. Fluffy

The most enjoyable
pleasant
pleasurable
agreeable
delightful
satisfying
gratifying
acceptable
to one's liking
entertaining
amusing
diverting
marvellous
good
bonny
couthy
irie
lovely
great
neat
lekker
mooi
Similar
pleasant
likeable
agreeable
personable
charming
delightful
amiable
affable
friendly
kindly
genial
congenial
good-natured
engaging
gracious
sympathetic
understanding
compassionate
good
subtle
fine
delicate
minute
precise
exact
accurate
strict
close
careful
meticulous
rigorous
scrupulous

Person EVER and the cutest fluff ball

Mr. Fluffy a person nicer than the english dictionary can describe

by ♡Noofy♡ April 9, 2023

Mrs Brown

The act of shitting on a Irish MILF/GILF during sex

Mate I met this Irish girl yesterday at the club, she was so freaky we did a Mrs Brown.

by Gglingser March 13, 2022

mrs sloggot

A Mrs Sloggot is a sexual position discovered in early 90's by Thomas Davids (1902-1991). Some experts who actually wrote the karma suttra believe it was whilst performing the 'Mrs Sloggot' manoeuvre he may have actually possibly lead to the really absurd idea that doing the 'Mrs Sloggot' caused his own death, which has now been made in an autobiography by his ancient spirit, check the link below to purchase for a great gift this mother's day. The book even contains a recipe to perform the 'Mrs Sloggot'. You will need: 500ml of sparkling water, 6 match sticks, a hot candle, a pack of double stuffed Oreos and a pair of modified, spiked knuckle dusters which are then given to a silver back guerrilla, enough flammable liquid for 2 persons.

Now have sex with partner and whilst doing that throw the water into the guerrillas eyes and yell abuse at it. Then pour gasoline over you and partner, keep having sex until the guerrilla has started to kill you, whilst you're half dead, burn yourself alive, whilst being beaten by an insane guerrilla with knuckle dusters and still whilst having sex. Then eat the oreos and drink melted candle wax to wash them down.

Job Interviewer "Hello please sit and we'll begin the job interview"

Job Applicant "Thank you very much, is this your family in this picture with you?"

Job Interviewer "Yes, this is my Daughter"

Job Applicant "Fuck me! I'd Mrs Sloggot her in the face!"

Job Interviewer "Thanks! I've always thought the same"

"Hey dude! I actually managed to steal a live, untrained guerrilla, wanna go Slog (Mrs Sloggot) after school man?"

"Sir this is a hiring to determine the custody of your children. I'm really questioning your sanity Mr Roberts."

by Dingus Muffleberry August 6, 2015

Mrs carson

gives out snacks and sells snacks at a middle school. gets lot of monayyy :) and she is very protective and out going. also likes taking pictures.

my teacher mrs carson is the besttt

by amnarreee May 13, 2022