Mr Brightside

To define someone coming out of their cage and doing just fine.

Destiny is calling me, open up my eager eyes, because I'm Mr Brightside

by MissPerriwinkle March 30, 2019

mr. magooo

When your girlfriend passes out, you jerk off on her eye lids. When she wakes up in the morning, her eyes are spot welded shut to her cheek.

I Mr. Magooo her last night!

by Double D and E-Money November 8, 2014

Mr. Rose

my middle school math teacher who somehow has a pretty wife??!!

Christ on a stick Mr. Rose why are you giving us so much homework

by I protest online motherfuckers June 8, 2022

Mr. Crispy

Mr. Crispy is a man who can only be described as a living legend. His sheer agility and overwhelming confidence cannot be matched. Mr. Crispy is rarely seen because he's always two steps ahead of you. All who gaze upon him will soon suffer devastating defeat, of which none can prepare for. He lives in the wind and feeds on making you look like a noob. It is said that the only way to summon Mr. Crispy, though not recommended, is to cook bacon to the perfect level of crispiness and then scream at the top of your lungs, "I am the crispy king!".

Person who sees Mr. Crispy: "Hey! It's Mr. Cri... damn. I just suffered the most devastating defeat."

by BoieZee1992 December 25, 2022

Mr. ratz

A tall teacher who doesn't touch people with braclets.

"He doesn't trust you because you have bracelets"
"Oh that's just Mr. ratz"

by Sophia is swag February 10, 2022

Mr. Bing

Mr. Bing is an aggressive division 1 mathlete and the best math teacher you will ever have. He always is eating food, but for some reason, he is still a noodle. It is sometimes hard to tell if he is your teacher or a fellow student.

Why is Mr. Bing on the light pole in a chicken costume again?

by Crippled_spoon November 19, 2019

Mr. B

A tall ginger who likes to teach Math, and gives us homework every day.

Moria "Mr. B!!!!!!!!"

by SleepyKitty2021 March 22, 2019