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Williamsville East High School

Williamsville East High School is a school where all of the students' families are millionaires, and the entire student body is composed of white and asian people. Due to the massive budget East gets every year, it has been able to afford to tear down its walls. The students of East are rich, so instead of doing crack cocaine like at South High School, or heroin at North High School, they can instead vape in the bathrooms, which also have no walls.
Person 1: We've arrived at my school, Williamsville East High School!
Person 2: This is just a pile of desks in the middle of a pond! Where is the school?
Person 1: *stares blankly into space*
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West Valley High School

WVHS is a tiny school in a middle-of-nowhere town called Cottonwood. The campus is placed on a farm, and students in the district have appropriately given the school's football field the nickname "The Pasture" due to the rural environment. Farm animals are often seen in the halls and cows can be heard through the classroom windows. The mascot of the school is the Eagle.

WVHS is an ugly, underfunded school. Drugs, bullying, underage pregnancy, and dangerous scandals are common. Recently the school was in the news for the football team's severe hazing of new members that included rape. The school and community reject the arts and other creative pursuits and instead spend all their money on things like football. The selection for electives is severely limited and the ones that are available often require students to physically leave the school. Students of color, LGBTQ+ students, and students who have non-traditional interests are treated poorly and unsupported by much of the staff and administration.

Other features of the school over the years have included the "gum tree" and the "shoe tree." It has also been popular among students to point out that the acronym "WVHS" upside down appears to spell the word "sham," which summarizes the way many students feel about the motivational and positive messages the school artificially promotes.

The only thing that saves this school from being a complete wasteland are the rare staff that truly care and the resilience of the students.
"I went to West Valley High School, but I wish I could have gone to Anderson."
by badomen September 15, 2021
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William Floyd High School

William floyd is where people fight on the first day, the teachers care about ur work more than you, and people bring their pet rat to school and let it loose. Oh also people wear shorts with their ass out and no one cares :)
steve: what school u go to?
patricia: i go to william floyd high school. i hate it wbu?
s: oh ur musty
by jerraldthejanitor September 10, 2021
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Westlake High School Thornwood

oh he goes to westlake high school thornwood... what a pothead
by MGxTh0T November 12, 2019
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Merl Grove High School

Capital of sadamitism
99.9% of Merl Grove High School girls pratice sadamitism.
by qeenie thee second January 3, 2023
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Cleveland High School - Portland

A place for mentally ill individuals who have nowhere else to go. It is a safe haven for those retarded and a hellhole for those who want to succeed. Drugs, retards, and terrible curriculum are located here! If you want any chance of surviving an then succeeding in life, avoid this mental asylum!
"Hey John, what's the worst school you know of?" "Oh, easy. Cleveland High School - Portland!"
by Harvard Future Grad January 10, 2019
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Crystal River High School

Half mullet heads, half gang bangers and the rest are npcs running around with suitcases
Yo you go to Crystal River High School? What a bunch of npcs!
by Daquavious John Tavious September 4, 2022
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