daycare dick

A extremely small Penis

Ben: Fuck You
Holden: Fuck You
Ben: Shut up wit yo Daycare dick headass
Holden: *Depression occurs* *Leaves*

by LanetheMainMan October 26, 2018

Dick hardy

being extra thirsty for a female. turned on and highly interested in .

All he does is talk about is who he wanna fuck. He's so dick hardy. Thirsty af

by DaJellyman November 7, 2018

Bittersweet Dicking

Sex when your head's in the game but your heart's in the song

I was hooking up with Chad after the party and it was just bittersweet dicking.

by Weeb Daddy November 7, 2018

dick stamp

To press the still wet tip of a recently ejaculated penis against a body part of another individual.

Note: If ‘stamped’ three times in a row this is consider Express Post.

He dick stamped her ass right after he came.

by TheStamper December 13, 2018

Nooby Dick

A numb penis a embarrassing subject to talk about

Female: Omg my Husband has the noobest dick in all of oz!
Male: Hunny you shouldn't mention my nooby dick

by PussyHandler369 December 13, 2018

Dick bitch

a conceited guy who thinks he's the shit

Is that Micah? He looks like such a dick bitch

by Oldperson January 6, 2019

Rich Dick

A wealthy man who is a jerk

Look at that rich guy, he's such a rich prick. A Rich Dick

by Zike93 January 15, 2019