your mom

when a guy is too lazy to come up with a jokey response to a question

Friend: Hey man did you pass the test?
You: I passed your mom

by your mom is in January 5, 2021

Ur Mom

A fat cow that is Ur Mom

"Ur mom is so fat that one picture of her filled up the whole phone storage"

by Qumzy April 27, 2021

mom

worst fear to Asians

my mom is gonna kill me because i did'int do my dishes

by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022

mom

Someone who gives you any kind of mental disorder, from bipolar disorder, depression, and anxiety.
They also make sure to get your self esteem as low as possible, so that you lose 3 years of your life trying to get it back.
And if you arent a smart little teacher's pet? Haha i hope you didnt need that 2% of self esteem left inside you.

Son: hey mom, i got a mediocre grade, sorry about that, im gonna do better next time
After hearing that, mom goes into "bitch mode" and proceeds to make you feel like shit again.

by Densest March 1, 2017

Mingus' mom

The person Peter Laurents have sex with

Brombær: What are you doing?

Peter: Having sex with Mingus' mom

by elendige September 16, 2022

ure mom gey

This is an inslut shaming your mother for being homosexual, even thou its more often used as a word to end small talk.

Ure mom gey And that is the only example

by OLUIKJYHTGRFADS November 15, 2017

Mom

😑

Your mom

by Kojoyt November 30, 2020