Hippie Kiss

To straight men kiss cum on each other's face then make out and jerk each other at the same time then one goes upside down and tied into a chair then the other guy gets his armed chained to the ceiling and swings his dick into the first guys mouth the first guy is on a rocking chair and rocks on the dick back and forth.

I had a crazy hippie kiss with Bob last night, that shit lasted for hours.

by jacknack April 24, 2024

HIPP

A technique used to analyze documents, especially in regard to history classes.
H: Historical Context
I: Intended Audience
P: Purpose
P: Point of View

Teacher: Class, don’t forget to HIPP your argument to try and get the complexity point!

by eexs April 26, 2024

hippopotomonstrosesquipedailophobia

It is described as the fear of long words.

I have hippopotomonstrosesquipedailophobia, and have a fear of words longer than about 10 letters.

by Really stupid but cool person May 1, 2024

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Being afraid of long words.

Doctor, I think i have a fear of long words..
Sounds like a classic case of Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
AHHHH!!!
Don't worry. It's highly treatable, unlike pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane.
AHHHHH!!!!!
Are you afraid of needles?
No...? why?
Ok. Good. Because the cure is injected intravenously by a homeopathic-phlebotomotologist.
AAAAHHH!!!!!!!
I have the perfect specialist for you!
...who..?
Her name is Dr. An.-
*Phew!*

-T. disestablishmentarianism.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
She lives right by lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh, and her cousin lives at Taumata whakatangi hangakoauau o tamatea turi pukakapiki maunga horo nuku pokai whenua kitanatahu!
*dead*

by TheWorstDefiner May 4, 2024

Hippocrates

1. The "father of modern medicine." A Greek man who formed the basis for modern medical practice.

2. An egregious misspelling of "hypocrites."

Dumb person: Nothing I hate more than Hippocrates!
Rational person: What did the father of modern medicine ever do to you, man?

by Intelligence001 May 9, 2024

Hippicrite

Someone who defines themselves as a “hippie” to profess their superiority over others, but treats people like dirt.

David says he loves everyone and “it’s all good” but doesn’t pay child support, he is being a hippicrite.

by Junglecatmama May 9, 2024

Hippie Homework

Hippies who do not like to do homework and say 'ERMMM WHAT THE SIGMA'.

ERMMM what the sigma this Hippie Homework is not Skibidi

by PiggyFace May 21, 2024