Upside Down Pumpkin

When you flip a pregnant woman upside down while rubbing her clit and licking her cinnamon ring.

I upside down pumpkin my wife at our best friends party.

by Deadpool Pumpkin May 15, 2025

Will Downes

Blonde, blue eyed, categorically conservative.
He has lots of materialistic items worth silly money, but it doesn’t count as he got them as “Christmas presents”. He has few requirements in life, the importance of which falls in this order, sex, items personalised with his initials, no responsibility.

Man: hey Will your car just got stolen!
Will Downes: doesn’t matter I’ll just get another, plus I need to go shag
Man: but how can you afford another!
Will Downes: I don’t know about costs I just get things for Christmas *laughs in single child*

by Pearson TearArse May 9, 2022

upside down wave

when you are on the monkey bars hanging upside down and someone ejaculates with so much power that you swing back and forth.

Julia: "Oh shit Jeff is getting hit with an upside down wave!"
Ron: "I just hope his ribs are ok."

by sausageonmyeggs December 14, 2020

twinkies down two

18 inch rims

Man look at dem sezzy twinkies down two.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013

down to fruitloop

Down to give head, eat pussy, and code word for a sexual act a male can do to a female

Are you down to fruitloop when everyone goes to sleep?

by Num nums🥰💯🦖 January 18, 2023

Down bad

When a math periodic is upcoming in a day and you realize your doing it in school. Realizing that your going to school just 10 min before u sleep

Daniel: yo guys whatsapp cheating tom?
Hamza: ahh fuck im down badddddddd

by Horfly@yo October 3, 2020