Trunk Monkey

A person who is black that can't drive
man I hate those trunk monkeys
by CrAcK_mOnKeY195 December 19, 2022
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Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it
I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.
by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021
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Carpool Monkey

A person or persons selected to accompany a driver on an automobile trip for the sole purpose of having access to the carpool (HOV) lane.
Scott needs to be in LA for a 10:00 am meeting. The trip from San Diego could take 2 hours or 3 hours each way depending on traffic. If he can find a Carpool Monkey, he can use the HOV lane and cut his travel time in half.
by xemo November 12, 2010
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Cracker Monkey

A person that is 50/50 of white and black.
Look at dat Cracker Monkey
by Balls to the walls Zero February 16, 2024
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Red Belly Monkeying

R-ed Bell-ee Mon-key-ing

verb.

The act of fucking upside down while both suspended with ropes and pulleys. Named after the red belly monkey, the only animal known to fuck upside down.
"Hey Janice, want to try red belly monkeying tonight? I just went to the hardware store and got everything we need!
by Douchebag Ryan ;)" February 26, 2020
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Jarassic park monkey bike

It means a really hot guy that's is amazing on bed but makes you watch jarassic park as a porno and gets u to dress up as a monkey and he will ride you " the bike".
Edward: hey bella will you be my jarassic park monkey bike.
Bella:ahgg no way you can't ride me bitch get on the floor!
Edward: fine them il just bite you
bella is dead
by Banana n gingie February 16, 2010
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