Urban dictionary

A dictionary that is mostly full of sexual content and negativity from users

Lets go on the urban dictionary

by Shitheadisaqueen June 25, 2017

People in an Urban Dictionary description

They know the truth now.

Person 1: "Howdy-do, another beautiful day!
A random stranger: "WE LIVE INSIDE AN URBAN DICTIONARY DECRIPTION! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!"
Urban Dictionary Creator: "Take em' away boys. He knows too much.
A random stranger: THINK ABOUT IT PERSON 1! Do you remember what you ate yesterday? Who is your mom? Why is your name "Person 1"? CAN YOU EVEN SEE ME RIGHT NOW?! You have to help me! help us esca-"
Urban dictionary creator: You don't believe anything he said down there, do ya?
Person 1: um... uh... nope!
Urban dictionary creator: good.
Person 1: "Wait. What's gonna happen now? am I going to die? Am I going to be erased from the universe forever? NO PLEASE! HELP ME ! HELP-

Dear urban dictionary editors: Please let this story of People in an Urban Dictionary description through. I spent 30 mins on it. By the way, your hair is looking very nice today! And that outfit too! very niiiiiiice!

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner August 23, 2022

the urban dictionary

A dictionary

You : oh look it’s the urban dictionary

by alloftheseusernamesaretakenomb May 19, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that explains every word perfectly.

Nessa: Hey, what does a simp mean?
John: Check Urban Dictionary.

by @YourRatP0tatx_ On twitter June 3, 2020

Urban dictionary

To neuter a beast

Guy 1 : why does your dog looks so sad?
Guy 2 : oh! The mfer underwent a painful urban dictionary

by Obese anorexic August 23, 2023

Urban dick

Someone who tries for years to get their definition added and never gets one approved

Hey:one nut did your definition get approved
No: you dumb choad. Tried using my tripod as an enticement but the rectal

Editors are busy on Uranus or to busy masterbating than adding good material.

Hopefully one urban dick will get my stuff listed.

by Sukon medick May 28, 2025

urban dictionary user

someone who still says "that's what she says"
they think everything has something to do with sex.

person 1: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!11!!
person 2: *under breath* urban dictionary user.

by reallystinky December 7, 2022