Runt Monkey

A game where you have to hide and use stealth to catch another person without them seeing you. Once the person has been touched they are out.

Lets play runt monkey
Runt monkey is awesome
Runt monkey is way better than stealth ninja spelling

by pkben March 30, 2009

bloody monkeys

An expression of extremity, often used in reference to how much something hurts.

"My arm hurts like bloody monkeys!"

Similar expressions:
"...hurts like a mom."
"...hurts like a bitch."

by maddjl326 January 7, 2009

monkey mix

A mix of the drugs ketamine, cocaine and MDMA.

We wanted to get fucked up so we got a gram of ket, a gram of sniff and a g of MD n mixed it all up into a monkey mix.

"i was off my pickle on that monkey mix"

by -: aLiAs :- October 14, 2008

Zebra monkey

A black person with one white parent and one black patent causing strips like a zebra

-Is laquaniqua black?
-no she's a zebra monkey

-what?
-her mom is white as cocaine and her dad is as black as a jigaboo

by Mike-pap May 21, 2013

monkey hang

When your dumb ass boyfriend leaves the toilet seat up, leaving you to nearly fall in. However, you somehow catch yourself before your cheeks touch the water. Causing yourself to hold your weight on the rim of the bowl.

"Holy shit (his dumb ass name here) I just had to monkey hang because you forgot to put the seat down, AGAIN!"

by Hisgirlfriend182 January 10, 2014

monkey monkey football

Another word for a three-some

The guy ask the 2 girls if they want to play monkey monkey football

by j-me lynn January 14, 2014

monkey mustache

When someone shaves your face to look like a monkey tail. It requires facial hair like a chinstrap and a mustache that is able to connect to the bottom of the face.

Created by Ma Dukes.

There are no examples.

Just google monkey mustache for images.

by Sir Prize69 January 16, 2014