jack-in-the-bed

When your man TRIES to discretely jack-off next to you in bed, thinking you're fast asleep, when in all reality, your laying there quietly, as the mattress gently, yet distinctly begins to bounce slightly, then more and more rapidly until he finally gets it done or until you kindly ask if he would like some help.

I get secretly turned on when my boyfriend plays Jack-In-The-Bed.

by posterpoker13 January 29, 2016

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Jacking on

When you ride around a Wal-Mart on a Segway device with an overly sized t-shirt that has a hole cut out around your butt with your pants pulled down so everyone can see a circle of your butt cheeks.

Bro, last night I was jacking on and the police were called on me!

by TheOneWhoJacksOn April 19, 2025

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Stealth Jack

The use of the word is done so in which to trick someone during the game of Bullshit / Cheat / I Doubt It, not just restricted to jacks but to your personal favourite card. This is used to make someone think you are bullshitting, or to people that know you more well, make them think you are in fact not bullshitting.

You: Yeah I place down a stealth jack...I mean a 7
Silly Billy: Oh mate that defo bullshit you so put down a jack
You: nah m9 #dealwithit

or

You: Stealth jac...I mean a 6
People: You do that all the time now we know it is a 6
You: *gets a free pass for lying*

by iBroadwell March 9, 2015

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Jack Knezific

An absolute cutesy-poo, but still a manly man. His firm thighs are hot as hell, his kawaii giggle will make you drip. He makes all the ladies fall in love.

ohh That Jack Knezific is one cute boy, but still manly

Jack Kn

by Mink673 January 19, 2023

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