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throw up-do

An attractive hairstyle created for the purpose of keeping your hair out of the toilet while you're throwing up. Usually given by a hair stylist friend after a night of heavy drinking.
"Felicia, I'm tired of holding your hair. Let me give you a throw up-do. I have some bobby pins in my purse."
by pangeadream April 26, 2015
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They're either doing it or they're not

Hym "They're either doing it or they're not. I don't have to accept incredulity just because you don't want to tell a blind person whether or not he was correct when he asserted that the sky was blue. 'Well, I guess you need to find a way to become not blind.' I'm not doing it. 'Well, you're blind so there's nothing you can do about it.' And you're the one mocking the blind as they flounder around in the dark. You just want me to let you lead me. You want me to HAVE to let you lead me. It's a mandate. I'm not doing it. I'm not suffering the consequences of your own decisions I'm suffer at your hands."
by Hym Iam January 1, 2024
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Doing a Monty

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.
Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!
by Man_5 September 6, 2013
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You're not winning a conflict against me. You're not doing my strategy by doing this to me. To the extent that people ARE doing it they are thriving and surviving. But this is not that. You are trying to add parameters to my situation that do need to be there and you have no right to impose. Because I framed whether or not your kids were murdered by the weaponized schizophrenia as a game that we either both win or we both lose and WE FUCKING LOST because of you and NOT ME. Or broke even at least. I mean, I need the 3rd party verification to do any more than I did and all you did was tell people that I was lying for attention.
Hym "Nothing you are doing is commensurate with anything I said. This isn't whatever the hell you are trying to call it and it is, in fact, the thing I said it was."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2025
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Doing a Bill

(v.) When it's your first time at the club and you get so smashed your friends have to literally drag you back home in what resembles a military operation.
Hey guys, please come down here and help me pick him up! He's doing a Bill!
by Bombius Sheeppius December 25, 2020
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A sentence you can use as an answer to anything, especially if you don't know what to say or if you didn't listen, regardless of context.
Iza tells Gopal a story about something she regrets, but he didn't really pay attention to what exactly happened in her story

Gopal: "It's alright Iza, we all do things the way we do"
by bemjanin September 20, 2020
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