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When your dog gets you in a lot of trouble with its mess.
"Mom! The dog browned on the carpet!"

Brown Avalanche 

The often heard avalanche of faecal matter erupting from someone's bowels in a public bathroom...
A: "Dude i was just in the bathroom and the place shook with a damn brown avalanche!"
B: "Sick!"
C Walks in with a pleased grin on his face.
A: "Feeling relieved?"
C: "Oh yeah."
Brown Avalanche by dj357 December 29, 2007

Brown Lobster 

A brown lobster is a person who has spent so much time at the beach that they're skin has become brown and leathery.
"There's alot of brown lobsters at the beach today".

"You spend so much time at the beach, your becoming a brown lobster".
Brown Lobster by Marlon Dready November 7, 2009

Brown Squirrel

Shoving a furry tail up your ass, but leaving enough hanging out so that while you're munching on nuts you look like a squirrel.
Whoa, do you see Nathan G. over there? He's totally doing the brown squirrel on that guy!
Brown Squirrel by gower_lover April 18, 2011

Brown moon

The act of shitting twice in one day.
Person 1: that happens once in a brown moon.

Person 2: Dude you must shit a ton!
Brown moon by Young bookie August 28, 2013

Brown Button

The act of forcibly sticking a nipple up someone's rectum.
"Hold em down Skeeter, I'm gonna give him a brown button!"
Brown Button by WizardofAss June 1, 2016