calling your life

When someone is being a dick and saying that your shit in some way or causing you unneeded hassle.

I heard Jason was calling your life Ross. Yeah he was so I said to him "Jason why are you calling my life by weighing every parcel individually you Chi c**t!!!"

by blondeboy69 January 25, 2017

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Life

The awkward moment between your birth and your death.

*born*
'Life is too short...'
*dies*

by asdfghjkl;)8cookies September 2, 2013

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thank you for the happiest year of my life

by sped demon January 27, 2023

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fails at life

randal bond loves boys and fails at life

hey thats randall

yeah he fails at life he fucks guys lololol

by biggayfagyholedoodle October 18, 2010

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Is someone GIVING YOU MONEY to look like Ben Shapiro you piece of shit. You earned nothing. They are GIVING YOU money and DEPRIVING ME of it. And I have more man-hours into it than you do. No BEING MEAN DOES NOT JUSTIFY NOT PAYING ME AND I'M GOING TO RAPE AND MURDER AS MANY KIDS AND WOMEN AS I CAN TO PUNISH THIS.

Hym "You don't deserve your life Brett you deserve to have it taken from you. Manually. And I'm going to make make sure someone has their life taken from them in your stead."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024

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