murder yourself

An exotic species half bird half man with some slight Autism only found in the incest village of Nigeria

Today I found a murder yourself and it was worse than I even imagined

by Mikethegreatbird August 31, 2017

Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

To check your actions before you go off and do something stupid, and Shrek the almighty ogre lord decides to kill you.

Man: I hear investing in bitcoin is the way to go nowadays
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

by Imnotameme January 18, 2018

Kill yourself

When someone disagrees with someone politically

Person 1: I don’t like Joe Biden
Person 2: GO KILL YOURSELF!

by Somepersonthatexists September 5, 2021

Go capsize yourself you turtle face

What you say to someone if you want them to stop talking. It doesn't make any sense, it is constructed of sailing terms, and it sounds offensive so it will keep em confused for a good minute. Especially useful on facebook, if you know what i mean.

Nick: "Gotta go to mo's"
Rob: "What are you talking about"
Nick; "Its the theme song from Modell's sporting goods, don't you love it?"
Rob: "Go capsize yourself you turtle face."

by WobbyK November 4, 2009

Go Ghost Yourself

Another phrase that means "kill yourself". Made popular after Randy Stair aka Andrew Blaze killed 3 people and himself in a supermarket. Besides being a brony, he was also a very avid fan of Ember McLain from the show "Danny Phantom".

Alternate Phrases: Ghost Yourself, Go Ghost

Guy1: Real communism has never been tried.
Guy2: Go ghost yourself.

by AestheticLotus June 12, 2017

how can you sleep with yourself at night

something you tell someone when they did something very fucked up

girl #1 : how can you sleep with yourself at night you monster

by littleransom July 17, 2019

break yourself

A phrase meaning all of the above, which can be heard in two popular instances:

1.) The movie Friday, where Chris Tucker pops his head into Ice Cube's window while ripping his curtain

2.) Chappelle's show, where wayne brady yells it at a character before gunning him down

(Ice Cube is getting his clothes ready when Smokey busts into the window)
Smokey: BREAK YO SELF FOO!!
Cube: Man! Look what you did to the curtain!


(Wayne Brady and Dave Chappelle are riding in a car when suddenly Wayne spots someone outside)

Wayne: Ah ha...there he is...

"BREAK YO SELF FOO!"

Guy: OH SHIT! IT'S WAYNE BRADY SON!

(Wayne proceeds to bust a cap)

by Calvin May 21, 2004