Yogurt Twerk

When you twerk with yogurt balanced on your ass.
Candice: Yo i'm gonna yogurt Twerk
Jerry: don't make a mess
by Ack! I'm chocking April 06, 2021
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Yogurt mule

A person or persons who use their anal passage to transfer illegal or contraband into jail or prison. Also they can be existing inmate that transfers items form cell block or from cell to cell. They can be an inmate or a vistor.
An inmate will hide and transfer drugs by using his anal passage to contain the drugs from being found are called a yogurt mule. Often inmates are forced to spread their ass cheeks apart and searched for such items.
by malici January 05, 2011
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Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth
Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation
by Madetyro August 11, 2018
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Ear yogurt

When a lactose product like milk is left in the ear canal long enough to furment into yogurt. This will affect balance, smell, and sinus pressure causing head aches.
The smelly guy fell down due to his ear yogurt ...
by Chucknasty December 22, 2016
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Yogurt Head

Someone who is really enthusiastic about yogurt
Paul is always talking about Chobani yogurt, he's a total yogurt head
by gucciromaine July 18, 2024
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Yogurted

Getting yogurt thrown at your car.
Jaiden: I JUST GOT YOGURTED
Kevin: yo
by MicroP June 04, 2025
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Curdles dog yogurt

If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.
Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!
by The dog cocker August 26, 2019
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