Skip to main content

year 7 roadman

A kid between the ages 11 and 12, who thinks they are bad because they wear a puffer jacket, listen to bbk and do mandy.
Callum: hes a year 7 roadman, what a nutty geezer
by Doyoulikebread October 9, 2016
mugGet the year 7 roadmanmug.

new year's resolution

a goal that you propose then forget the next day.

a goal that should be realistic.
My new year's resolution is to eat less junk food, exercise more, and live an overall healthier, more productive, studious, exciting, and fulfilling life. This will probably result in utter failure, but I am making it anyway.
by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 29, 2005
mugGet the new year's resolutionmug.

11 year old

Despite what you belive not all 11 year olds are dumbasses. Except me. I'm dumb as fuck.
Ok Alyssa, you are reading a Hetalia ship, act like a 11 year old not a 5 year old. Also me: HaHA fRuk A sWEar wORdt, AlcOHol, BArF FuNNy.
by 🅱️ommunism January 10, 2022
mugGet the 11 year oldmug.

New Year's Heaves

To "throw up" multiple times on New Year's Eve, typically caused from excessive drinking after the realization that it was yet another sucky year of life.

This happens many times when people see their significant other kissing someone else on the "stroke of 12" during the Midnight hour.
If it wasn't for Bobby having the New Year's Heaves, we could have seen Dick Clark celebrate his 243rd straight New Year's broadcast.
by classyguy273 December 28, 2010
mugGet the New Year's Heavesmug.

Hot Years Old

When someone is so hot, you don't give a fuck how old they are, especially if they are a lot younger!
Trisha: "Hey Claire, check out that guy, he's so hot."

Claire: "Yeah, but he looks really young, how old do you think he is?"

Trisha: "I don't know, but I reckon he's hot years old."

Claire: "O my god, that's just the perfect age!"
by TrishaGordon June 10, 2014
mugGet the Hot Years Oldmug.

14 Years Old

The age when clearing browser history and moving your hand up and down (or in and out) are the most common activities. However there isn't anything wrong with them if they wanna do that, it is a natural.
Some Gieser: "These 14 Year Olds need stop wanking off and do something productive with their lives"

Other Bloke: "Fuck up mate when you were 14 years old you probably wanked off every 2 secs and got hard every time you saw a girls skin."
by #1Shagger August 27, 2018
mugGet the 14 Years Oldmug.

12 year old

A 12 year old is simply a person who is 12. Maturity has nothing to do with it. I'm 12, and I cannot even begin to describe the hate I receive every day for something I can't control. Ridiculing someone for being 12 is like insulting someone for their sexuality - you're degrading them for something they can't control.
I am not an immature little asshole.
So, if you hate on 12 year olds just to make your pathetic little life seem slightly plausible, then kindly pull your head out of your ass before it gets stuck.
Person 1: OMFG 12 year olds are so stupid! I hope they all rot in hell.
Person 2: I hope you jump off a cliff.
by pinnocking November 23, 2014
mugGet the 12 year oldmug.

Share this definition