yo mama

A joke consisting of the specific phrase, "Yo mama (is) so---". It is an amusing, yet degrading style of joking. Use it when you are mad at someone!!!

Yo mama be so fat, she got baptized in Sea World.

Yo mama so greasy, she sweats Crisco.

Yo mama so big, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain conquered and claimed her as their New World.

Yo mama so big, she uses a paint roller to apply lipstick.

Yo mama so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her.

yo mama by No Name Entered January 11, 2008

Yo crunch 

Derived from a yogurt brand,

used in the same sense as yo homie
a salutation.

Man number one: Yo crunch! What's crackin' yo?
man number two: why are you talking like that?
man number one: I'm sorry.

Yo crunch by Mike McGuire January 25, 2005

Yo Yo Man 

Someone who was not denied to yo yo by the yo yo master.

"'I want to be a yo yo man' he cried but the yo yo master just kept yoing"

Yo Yo Man by shoethousond October 19, 2019

yo mama

pathetic retort; unidentified insult aimed at precipient's mother when the speaker has the inability to think of a half-decent comeback.

Person number 1: "You are such a pansy."

Person number 2: "Yo mama!!"

yo mama by Mike Y. March 17, 2003

yo mama

is so fat shes got more chins than a chinese phone book

yo mama is so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out

yo mama by chapelle April 3, 2004

yo mama

Lowbrow humor at its finest.

Yo mama so old, Adam and Eve were telling mama jokes about her.

yo mama by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 16, 2004

yo danny 

the act of rubbing your dick on a girls stomach, also the act of needing to piss after jacking off.

I totally yo danny'd a chick last night.

After watching that porn, I totally yo danny'd

YO DANNY

yo danny by meko76 April 12, 2009