wheaton

1. a suburb of Chicago
2. a city superior to all its surrounding cities (Naperville, Glen Ellyn, Lombard, Carol Stream, any other worthless city that can't live up to what is Wheaton)
3. a place to learn, not necessarily party (residents can read and write...that's more than other nearby cities can boast...Aurora, Lombard, Carol Stream, Glen Ellyn)
4. a place free of dangerous minorities (for the most part)
5. a city that revolves around the Lord, athletics, and white people

Do you want to go the Fox Valley Mall?
-No, let's just stay in Wheaton today. There are too many dangerous minorities there.

Did you hear about the party in Lombard tonight?
-Yeah, but I'd rather stay in Wheaton where I know my ass-hole is safe from penetration.

by wheatonowns April 16, 2006

weapons of mass destruction

A weapons system only allowed for US,Russia,France, UK, China and Israel. Other countries with ambitions of owning such systems will be Bush-wacked at billions and billions dollars of cost to the unemployed American taxpayer.

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

Weapon

A Weapon is used to kill and hurt (Duh!), and should be used wisely

Bob threw his WEAPON at jeff.
Jeff dies :(

by Private November 7, 2003

wheatfield

In Wheatfield there is really not much to do. Exciting points consist of having bon fires. To find anything worth doing besides looking at shitty cows, cow fields and shrubbery you have to drive at least 20 minutes in any directions. Wheatfield is extremely sheltered and after high school most people go to college and are amazed when they experience an actual party. Since in Wheatfield is on an Indian reservation the high school is infested with Native Americans. The Native Americans stick together and will gang up on you if something is said to them that they do not like. Wheatfield is 30% preppy 30% emo and 30% ghetto (white kids acting black). A typical night in Wheatfield are movie nights at someones house where everyone gets together. Also the "popular" place to hang out is Tim Hortons.

Wheatfield

by wolfpack2000 September 5, 2010

wheatard

Someone who claims gluten-intolerance, yet pubically consumes snackfoods such as pocky.

The Kitchen Staff called Haru-san a "wheatard" for his hypocritical eating habits.

by rødgrød med fløde August 25, 2006

North Wheaton

A crunk-ass group of heads who live in moco. Makers of the words obbles, poose, and steez.

We all live in North Wheaton

by Tommy April 12, 2005

wheat crust

The crust growing all over an old woman's vagina. Not to mention the puss oozing out of it from all the years of being a prostitute & getting several yeast infections but not caring for them. Therefore, developing a wheat like crust all over her wrinkly, used up lips.

I thought it would be cool to get with my friend's mom last night until she pulled down her panties & had wheat crust all over her sagging pussy lips, I threw up everywhere!

by moustacheaficiando January 16, 2011