WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE

A blanket description of ANYTHING so messed up that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.
"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & the Tammy Faye Bakker makeup?"
"Yeah, she, I mean it, was quite the WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"
by BIGGEDD666 October 06, 2021
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WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE

A blanket description of something So Bad that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.
"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & Tammy Faye Bakker makeup!?!?"
"Yeah, unfortunately, she, I mean it, looked like a WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"
by BIGGEDD666 October 06, 2021
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Walmart Whale

A cryptocurrency "whale" who can only afford to pump ~$100,000 USD at a time
DogeCoin Investor: "Woah dude have you seen the Whales pumping Request Network (REQ™)??"

DepressedCoin Investor: "What you mean the same 5 walmart whales pumping 100K at a time?"
by Smelly Toes™ August 20, 2021
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Walmart walnut

When you nut on someone in a Walmart
Person 1: yo dude did you here how Craig got fired last week?

Person 2: yeah apparently he gave a Walmart walnut to the bosses sister.
by Shin Tsukimi July 14, 2022
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Walmart Frodo

like frodo, incredibly short. because of lack of demand, there is currently a clearance sale that is selling it at 50% off at your local Walmarts. Common characteristics include delusion, Napoleon complex, and straw colored hair. please call 911 if you catch one roaming out in the wild.
Joe: yo what is that thing over there putting on stilts

David: hey it’s just the neighborhood Walmart frodo
by rk126 November 22, 2021
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Walmart Weed

Really shitty weed which is often mostly shake.
C'mon bro are you really charging me $15 for a gram of Walmart Weed?
by mcmillerg January 27, 2019
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Walmart-American

A stereotypical fat, dumb, most likely poor American.
Devin: “My wife really likes to shop at Walmart, it’s her favorite store.”

Matthew: “She’s a Walmart-American.”
by Onehappytoker December 23, 2022
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