turbo tongue

Mega fucking fast tongue🤑

Frankie’s mums boyfriend has a turbo tongue

by THEskibidigyattmeister August 12, 2024

turbo pint

You organise a meeting with a colleague, go to the pub instead, neck a drink, come back.
*Pat on the back - good meeting*

Is it wine time yet?

Not yet... fancy a turbo pint?
Let's go!

by Continually Spinning In Chair October 13, 2017

Turbo Turtle

A really fast turtle that is so fast you can bearly see him go past his name is turbo he loves sun bathing to charge him up and then going for a swim he eats shrimp like there is no tomorrow then when you put hime down on the ground zoom he's gone.

man 1: have you heard of the Turbo Turtle ?
man 2: yeah i heard he was really fast where is he (ZOOM) oh there he is.

Turbo Turtle: a reptile with a shell

by shadowtoothdragon January 06, 2016

Turbo biff

Used in the military as a insult towards someone that made a mistake

Person 1: ahh I’ve just sent the lance jack to get some scran

Person 2: how could he forget that the turbo biff

by Nobgobble July 25, 2023

turbo piss

When you push the piss out extra hard when pissing.

John: “Woah dude, how did you finish pissing so fast?”

Juandale: “I turbo pissed.”

John: “Nice.”

Juandale: “And I didn’t wash my hands.”

by noahknigga February 08, 2025

turbo tom

The dude of hattersley with the banter you'd expect on an Adam sander film

Turbo Tom back at it again with the white vans

by T1bsy March 17, 2016

turbo-cock

A person lacking in social ability who excels in the studies of douchebaggery.

Can be used as an adjective, verb, or noun.

Tyghe is a real ass clown. That jigaboo is always "turbo-cocking" around.

by Nigga Ray Rogers February 07, 2011