Tristan

YOUNG SEXY MOTHER PACKA

woah Tristan is so hot date him maria.

by your boy djudahsuds October 26, 2020

Tristan

tristan is a tiny baby of a human being. Tristan fucking sucks at rocket league but for some reason he is good when he isn't on your team. Fuck you tristan

Me:Tristan you fucking suck
Tristan: *makes unintelligible noises*

by coomslinger November 4, 2020

Tristan

Tristan can be annoying but he's country and he likes trucks and hanging with the boyzz

Girl 1: OMG have you seen Tristan and his Friends They are so Hot.
Girl 2: OMG yes i want to fuck Tristan

Girl 1: omg same

Tristan: So yall want my 12 inch dick

Girl 1 yes!!!!!!!
Girl2 omg harder

by 2nd Gen Dodge November 5, 2020

tristan torrance

The biggest choofinator of all time. If you see him be sure to wave away the smoke above his head (we don't want him to be caught, considering he is also the dealer).

Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)

Damn bro, you choof like Tristan Torrance.

by Damn Son 339 November 6, 2020

Tristan Newton

He is soooooo sexy and hot he gets all of the hottest girls, and His birthday is going to be April 12 and he is the baddest ever and like I said he is soo sexy.

hey its tristan newton he must be sexy

by fjlksd November 12, 2020

Tristan

A person who is obsessed with anime and simps for anyone. Tries to get attention with anything and.
He is always a show-off and annoying thing.

Tristan stop watching anime

by Pls no simps November 13, 2020

Tristan

Tristan is the most loyal and out going person you'll meet. He isn't like your average every day boy, he is sensitive and hyper. He's a big gamer, it may take some time for him to warm up to you but once he does you won't want to lose him ever.

Girl 1: omg he is such a Tristan
Girl 2: hey that just means he won't treat you like garbage

by •♡ ExaPooh ♡• November 15, 2020