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hit by the what the fuck truck 

An additional slang term for "ugly". Well, extremely ugly! It's worse than beat with the ugly stick or fell out the ugly tree.
JEN: Looks like that bitch fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

ANN: Hell no....that bitch got hit by the what the fuck truck!
Related Words

honey truck 

trucks that work in the shit industry. they are used to empty ceptic tanks and transport the shit to the treatment center. it is the nastiest job ever.
damn he smells, he must drive a honey truck
honey truck by l3ebie August 22, 2006

Milf Truck

When a Milf is driving her kids to or from school in an SUV or 4 Wheel Drive Vehicle.
Did you see the tits on the Milf in the Milf Truck?

Fire Truck 

A beasly vehicle carrying some of the most bad ass people in the world. It has backwards and forwards seats and a bossy air horn and siren.
Person 1: Hey look at that fire truck go by!

Person 2: Damn, those are some really bosses in that thing.
Fire Truck by Spolls January 19, 2010

Hick-up Truck 

a pickup truck adorned with one or more of the following features:

1. Confederate flag sticker
2. Oversized wheels
3. On a lift
4. Mudflaps that actually get used
5. Mud
6. A knife stuck in the front seat
7. A gun behind the seat
8. NASCAR or other racing brand stickers on the back window
etc.

This type of truck is usually seen in a hicktown and are driven by guys between the age of 16 and 30.
"Hey look, he made his pickup into a hick-up."

"Look at that confederate flag on his truck that has huge wheels and is on a lift! It's definitely a hick-up truck."
Hick-up Truck by freckers July 20, 2009

Team guy who almost hit Bella with a truck 

The true side of the Twilight team/ side debate.
Margaret: Hey Josh what team are you on? Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Josh: There both gay. I'm team guy who almost hit Bella with a truck