david's tree

a tree under which people lose their capability to act in a productive manner. Quite frequently, this great tree causes people's actions to resemble those of a froomer. contrary to popular belief, this term does NOT have a sexual connotation; them bitches do not get mad easy while sitting in the presence of david's tree. the tree,however, is not too big, and therefore is unfortunately an inadequate shield from the sun. keeping this in mind, it is absolutely crucial that one remember to bring a pair of sunglasses, preferably $7 foakleys bought from a haitian, when going to visit this wondrous spot.

bro, i want to play some lax, drink some nattys, and slam some bitches. it'll be so chill.

bro, sounds mad cill, but we cant be going to david's tree then...them bitches ain't mad easy thurr

by world's most concerned citizen July 11, 2010

tree chicken

Redneck slang term for squirrels, especially in the sense of eating squirrel.

Momma done rasselled up some tennessee tree chickens for dinner, pa.

by Rich Lather September 6, 2005

palm tree

A clever invention by polar bears to disguise their presence.

You see those palm trees over there? Don't be fooled! There's really polar bears around here. They don't fool me!

by Fred the Wolf July 23, 2008

Christmas trees

Term used for marijuana after thanksgiving and before easter.

After I got my christmas trees, I rolled a Philly that could'a got the entire neighborhood high!

by DeeJay December 12, 2003

Tree humper

1. An over enthusiastic enviormentalist. The nature equivalent of a PETA member.
2. A person who refuses to leave their sitting spot near, under, or by a tree of some kind.

1. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M A TREE HUMPER?! JUST SET THE PAPER DOWN AND NOBODY GETS HURT!"
2. "Guys, I don't to go downtown...I'm fine here! -is dragged away from tree-"

by Angelxa November 17, 2006

climbing trees

To get high, most commonly by means of marijuana. Trees is a common slang name for marijuana. When you climb a tree, you're getting higher in elevation than when you were on the ground. Therefore climbing trees refers to getting high off of trees.

Hey I just got an eighth of some haze, want to go climbing trees?

by Kev564 February 27, 2007

money tree

a money tree can make/grow money.

1) someone makes use her as a money tree to earn money for him.

by lai mun chung September 2, 2008