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Teddypig

Cjs A Teddypig. :)
by Dreammaaa June 29, 2011
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traddle

Blather about one's company's products, most often having a derogatory connotation and used at or in the context of discussions about industry trade shows.
The lame sales drone peppered me with meaningless traddle about their stupid Acme 9000 Ionizing Pillowcase Cleaner.
by Andrew Hedges June 11, 2006
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cross-eyed teddy bear

Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.
I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.
by ISwareAlanisSangIt January 10, 2014
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teddy

(verb) - The act of going down on a female ; the tongue in and or around the vaginal area. Eating it up.

(antonym) - Plies version of becky

(origin) - The females needed a nickname for what they wanted
guy: ay girl lemme get some of that becky.

girl: man fuck that becky, you better get down and give me teddy
by bossman92 December 5, 2009
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Dont tread on me

by Jcredskin1221 October 18, 2020
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Teddy

Ugly(bun),has no friends,slags people off,fuckboy alert ,everyone keeps away
'ewwww,there's the fuckboy'
'I hate Teddy'
by SlayyyyyQueennnnn December 5, 2016
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Teddy Bear

He is the fattest thing in the universe and is constantly eating. If you try to stop during one of his many daily banquets, you may just end up in his stomach. His warning/mating call is "HUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!". If you hear this sound, you will die in less than 4 seconds, being consumed by the ultimate Teddy Bear. Teddy Bear celebrates Fat Tuesday for 24 days, each day representing an hour on Fat Tuesday. During this time period, he does not stop eating at all, no matter what happens. If food runs out, he will suck up the atmosphere like a vaccum, causing all other life to die. He will then consume all the matter of the universe. He is allied with his brother, cousin, and second cousin, who help him achieve the ultimate goal of eating all things. His deep rivals include a fat Dutch kid and his friend.
Kid 1 - I'm so hungry today I could eat a cow!
Kid 2 - Whoa there, Teddy Bear! Calm down!
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