toi

a person who is typing too fast and types toi instead of too

person 1-" I miss you toi"
person 2-"Toi?"
person 1-"Sry I meant too"
random person-"Youre such a toi"

by vimo April 8, 2017

toys in the top drawer

When a man, while a woman is asleep, slips his penis in her cleavage under her bra strap and wakes her by tickling her nose with his testicles.

He woke her up on the couch by slipping his "toys in the top drawer " and resting his testicles on her upper lip.

by Poison puppy July 3, 2017

toi top

When a boy insert his peen into a girls vageen.

Hey Brad you know what I was thinking, me, you, my room.... toi top!

by Jameswheeler April 20, 2018

Dog Toy

When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking “stfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”

Mandy: “Did you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”

Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*

by aluminum2318 December 12, 2017

Toy

Butthole

Stop toying around

by Toyjake March 1, 2018

toy

A toy is a grown mans car or vehicle

I got my new toy parked right outside

by djdjbh August 4, 2016

trip toy

a person who can't keep can not keep on their feet under the given circumstances. This person will trip and fall flat on their face regardless of the ease of the task at hanđ.

She would be a really good dancer, but she is a trip toy.

I was playing a game called Four Square, but I was such I a trip toy I was quickly replaced by somebody who was more foot-eye coordinated than I was.

by Ndnzfan January 28, 2018