Tommy Toppit

Someone who has already done all the things that you are going to do but has done them that little bit better. They have been on your holiday already but got a free room upgrade, got a TV like you have ordered but 6 inches bigger, have already seen the film you are going to see later but sat in the VIP section of the cinema and other such groan inducing comments.

"Hey. I just ordered a new sound system for my lounge. Its 100 watts of music power!"
"They are a good addition to your home. I have a 200 watt system installed myself..."
"Fuck off Tommy Toppit"

by TrickyTrevMcTrick May 21, 2016

tommy bestie

a tommy bestie is a nick name for a friend tommy is a fictional demon so if you friend is funny or dramatic itcan be you as a nick name or insult

omg that was so funny you fricken tommy bestie

by ,kjhgfd March 23, 2021

tommy gun

A sexual term described as when a woman rapidly shoves her boobs, one boob after the other, into a mans face.

She tommy gunned his face during marital sexual intercourse.

by anonymous December 1, 2020

Hot Tommy

A delicious hot beverage similar in composition to both a hot toddy and a dark and stormy
The beverage is made by combining the following ingredients:

1 cup boiling ginger tea
1.5 ounces dark rum
2 to 3 teaspoons brown sugar , to taste
2 to 3 teaspoons lime juice, to taste
1 lime twist

A Hot Tommy is a delicious way to end your day.

by Radagast_the_Brown May 8, 2019

tommy slap

Slapping a hoe with balls swollen twice their normal size

His swollen balls allowed the pimp to tommy slap the girls blowing his slong

by Tommy d December 3, 2013

Bald Tommy

I just want a mug for my teacher Tommy, he is bald.

Hey Tommy, here's a mug for yo. Bald Tommy

by XxPG3DgudxX February 11, 2021

pull a tommy

when a white guy or really annoying dude makes a wierd yet awkward comment or does something extremely wierd. 0.0

You just had to pull a tommy!!!!!!

by Givemesome69 November 21, 2010