toaster weekend

the last weekend of the month or the weekend after a major holiday when cops are out in full force making their "bread and butter" by writing dumb citations to fill their quota.

person 1: man I was only going 7 over the speed limit.

person 2: It's toaster weekend. Cops will pull you over and fine ya for no reason these days.

by violanos January 11, 2011

Drive-by Toaster Strudel

Driving past a pedestrian and ejaculating on them from inside your car. Usually as a form of revenge.

"Yo I just gave that bitch Karen a drive-by toaster strudel!"

by Loaft June 9, 2018

Toaster Mage

Lazy communist person who loves pies and is suicidal to those who know him very well. He loves hacking random games and getting D-'s on report card thing. He does not have a Toaster either...o.o

Toaster Mage: My friend thinks you should draw another one.

Toaster Mage: in communist red

Toaster Mage: o.o

by Marth person who befriended toasty January 19, 2005

Toaster

Someone who holds their phone on speaker phone like a piece of toast

"Sasha is such a toaster#

by SazH June 10, 2023

toaster boat

Just a toaster boat

"Fuck you, ya toaster boat!"

by BashTheGhxst69 May 20, 2022

toaster

a way to refer to someone who is absolutely toasted (high)

don't touch my szechuan sauce you old toaster !

by deskglobe April 6, 2022

Toaster

Many teenagers that question their gender, whether they feel female, male, non-binary or any of the other terms.

Today I'm not feeling Male or Female. Today I identify as a Toaster.

by Toaster 22 December 14, 2022