God

A being that Vapes to create what humans call "clouds" or "fog". Strong stoner type that creates wild ass things.

Mason: how are clouds made?
Mom: God vaping son. He is the VAPE GOD.
Mason: what if there are no clouds out?
Mom: God's got one hella of a nicotine buzz

by Kidrain97 October 17, 2018

God

Every thing

Wow that looks like gods doing

by Idk0592 August 6, 2017

God

A thing Christians believe in. What? Did you expect a rant that is two essays long saying that the Christians are mere fools and how God is a sadist in a view of an Atheist's eyes?

Christian: I believe in god
Atheists: STFU god dosen't exist, the world is created due to the Big Bang theory.

by ekoa192 January 26, 2020

God

The big man upstairs.

John: Who stole my milk?
Bob: It was probably god.

by BobTheBoss August 10, 2020

god

Joshua Hong

No further explanation is needed

"god is definitely a man and his name is Joshua Hong - user KIHYUNCOOCHIE on twitter"

by Coochielick3r69 October 4, 2019

God

Chuck Norris:
1. Brought light.
2. Brought life.
3. Brought a roundhouse kick to the face.

None needed. It's Chuck Norris. GOD.

by Grind Graves January 4, 2008

God

The Creator of Earth, Life, and everything we know.

I go to church to worship God, and after that, i had a Daft Punk concert to go to.

by Bri(:]) December 25, 2007