Monster bush

When the pubic hair on a woman's vagina is severly over grown.

...when I pulled down her pants I could tell she had a monster bush, hair was sticking out the sides of her underware.

by Grant106 May 13, 2005

monster teeth

1. A person with teeth that are not straight or aligned properly; often jagged, crooked and decaying. Most often resembling the teeth of a monster.

Damn Louis!, look at the monster teeth on that bitch. It looks like she's been chewing on rocks.

by doctor.the.j May 19, 2011

Mother Monster

Lady GaGa is the creator of all the Little Monsters (Lady GaGa Fans) and an inspiration and idol to all her fans and she loves all her fans as if they were her children, like a mother.

Lady GaGa is our Mother Monster

by Famenity May 06, 2010

Gobbie Monster

A girl who loves to suck off guys as much as she can. Usually a swallower and must have completed atleast 10 bjs to earn the title.

Dude, did you see that girl at the party last night?

Yeah, I heard she is a total 'gobbie monster!'.

by MitchTheCreator November 02, 2011

land monster

A girl that is all hot shit in high school... then goes to college and drinks and gets fat, gets disgusting looking and then still acts like she's hot shit. She then tries to hit on all the hot dudes, even though they want nothing to do with her.

"Hey Man did you see all those land monsters at that frat party?"

by Jason Jensen August 02, 2005

Dick Monster

A large tree which bears fruit only in the winter.

Lets go climb the dick monster now that the leaves have fallen.

by K-Noodle November 11, 2009

monster miata

A Mazda Miata with a 5.0 liter Ford V8.

The Monster Miata was the Shelby Cobra of the 1990's. The Monsters died out, even though they still make Miatas. Now there are Solstice & Sky V8s out there. Watch out 'Vettes and Vipers!

I miss the Pinto & Vega V8s of the 70's.

by Archie Turbo June 02, 2006