Tommy Wiseau

The greatest human being who has ever lived. He directed, wrote, produced and starred in one of the greatest movies of our generation. Every single scene in the movie has a deeper meaning. This shows that Tommy is a true genius. He watched Rick and Morty before it was even a thing

-Have you seen Tommy Wiseau?
-No, he is probably working on an amazing movie

by A guy that tries to be funny January 18, 2018

tommy casanova

nigga stole my weed

That Tommy Casanova mutha fucka stole my bud

by CrackerAssMofo December 11, 2016

tommy gun

A sexual term described as when a woman rapidly shoves her boobs, one boob after the other, into a mans face.

She tommy gunned his face during marital sexual intercourse.

by anonymous December 1, 2020

tommy bestie

a tommy bestie is a nick name for a friend tommy is a fictional demon so if you friend is funny or dramatic itcan be you as a nick name or insult

omg that was so funny you fricken tommy bestie

by ,kjhgfd March 23, 2021

Tommie Jae

Beautiful, caring, but she can also be a savage watch out if you mess with her feelings, she can be your best dream or your worst nightmare.

"Tommie Jae is an amazing person, if you treat her right."

by Swaggerdaddy6969 January 22, 2017

tommy slap

Slapping a hoe with balls swollen twice their normal size

His swollen balls allowed the pimp to tommy slap the girls blowing his slong

by Tommy d December 3, 2013

Hot Tommy

A delicious hot beverage similar in composition to both a hot toddy and a dark and stormy
The beverage is made by combining the following ingredients:

1 cup boiling ginger tea
1.5 ounces dark rum
2 to 3 teaspoons brown sugar , to taste
2 to 3 teaspoons lime juice, to taste
1 lime twist

A Hot Tommy is a delicious way to end your day.

by Radagast_the_Brown May 8, 2019