David tepper

A guy who seems to enjoy keeping people on edge, then doing something to make them think he's one of them, and not a feudal lord or king in a castle.

David Tepper is never going to be on your side if you're a Panthers fan, he doesn't have to be.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

self tapper

A person who penatrates themselves during masterbation.

Your mom is a self tapper when I'm not around.

by Bjg/nmg April 19, 2020

sonny tippett

perfection

wow that’s so sonny tippett

by bbbeeep noop September 18, 2020

shin tapper

Long penis

Mate, look at the shin tapper on that dude!

by Bucks246 October 6, 2020

Pencil Topper

1. A way to describe any tall and thin person that rides on top. 2. Any person that rides a small dick.

Bro, Natalie is like the perfect pencil topper.

by Castlemaniatv March 29, 2021

short topper

a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.

A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.

by reallifenojoke July 21, 2021

Water Tapper

When a Mans penis hangs so low in the toilet bowl, it starts to touch the water.

Man 1: "Man I had a Water Tapper in the Walmart bathroom today."

Man 2: "Damn, you're Dick is that long?"

by Jhicks976 October 5, 2021