thump sock

another word for condom

she said she was on the pill, but I wasn't going in to battle without a thump sock.

by grizzlybare November 4, 2013

thumbach

A stomach that's been reduced to the size of a human thumb by means of bariatric surgery, or the surgical procedure itself.

"He lost sixty pounds in two months after getting the thumbach, but now his skin sags to his knees."
"'Yes, Virginia, 'thumbach' rhymes with 'stomach'."

by nseaturtle December 16, 2013

Thumpis

An utterly clueless person. The type that will knock things over, stand obliviously in front of the TV, and make unnecessary amounts of noise wherever they go. However, due to their general goofiness, thumpi are loved by everyone and bring joy to people whenever they enter the room.

Person 1: I can't stand Ephrem, he's the biggest thumpis i've ever met.

Person 2: He's hilarious though, you have to admit.

Person 1: No fuck that guy.

by PaulaPaulaDeenYall April 30, 2014

Thump Crazy

The anticipation of something that makes you go insane and makes your heart beats faster.

With bated breath I waited for her to text me. I relish those moments when I hear a "ping" and it's her. My heart goes thump crazy.

by Random Asian Guy 73 April 22, 2015

Thumper spot

The spot which makes your dogs foot go thumping

You found the dogs thumper spot

by sigh......... December 21, 2015

Thumper

A word used to describe a party that is in between a kickback and what is considered to be a rager. Also describes the level of litness that allows you to converse with the chick you will be grinding on as the party progresses to a rager.

Bro, did you go to that Delta Chi thumper Friday night?

by Delta Chi Riverside November 5, 2016

thump fuck

When you aren't interested in the girl because of how ugly she is, but you sleep with her because she is easy.

"Did Jeff really just screw that beast Monica?"
"Yeah, but he was drunk and she was a thump fuck."

by Dark Dave December 1, 2016