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Thomas, Clarence

Clarence Thomas, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.

See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)
Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas (Thomas, Clarence), Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia are all to blame.
by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007
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isiah thomas

The worst executive in the history of professional sports. A disgrace to the Knicks, the NBA, New York City, and the human race. Needs to take his expensive suits, sexual harassment cases, and fake smiles all the way back to Detroit.
Isiah Thomas traded for Stephon "This Year I'm Starbury" Marbury.
by Shander May 22, 2006
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Doubting Thomas

This is based on the Biblical New Testament story where Thomas, one of the apostles of Christ, refused to believe that Jesus had risen from the grave without seeing evidence. On seeing this evidence, he praised those who believed without proof.

Typically this phrase is used in a midly derogatory. It describes someone who refuse to simply believe in something out of pure faith without asking for evidence. A devout Christian might consider me to be a doubting thomas because I don't believe there is a God since there's no evidence. The Christian considers it a bad thing that I'm not simply willing to have some faith.
Fanatic: How can you not believe in God? You don't want to be a doubting thomas?
Athiest: Normal people don't consider it a bad thing when others ask for proof when they make extraordinary claims. If I said that I am Zrlak, King of Mars, I would have little respect for you if you believed me without asking for evidence yet you expect me to just believe your equally ridiculous claims?
by thepreacher December 26, 2005
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Thomas Erak

The singer, guitarist, lyricist, and mastermind of The Fall Of Troy.
Thomas Erak is a genius.
by nica July 1, 2005
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thomas vest

The most motivated battle hardened Marine legal assistance has ever seen. His motivation and dedication to the corps is only superceeded by his love of pounding vajayjay. The future SgtMaj of the Marine Corps.
At night Chuck Norris checks under his bed for PFC Thomas Vest.
by Lance Colonel of the LCpl Udgr October 22, 2008
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Matt Thomas

Matt Thomas is known for his very small penis and overly large nipples. Matt's slogan is "If you've got it, flaunt it" which is why he is always seen walking around shirtless.
Hey look its Matt Thomas! Everybody run away
by Lochie Ones September 2, 2013
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Dirty Thomas

When you spank a non-binary person's ass with a hand full of shit while calling them a bitch.
man my hand still smell like shit from that dirty thomas i pulled yesterday
by alexissssss.. December 8, 2021
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