VAMPIRE PEN

A “vampire pen” is slang or code for a needle or syringe that one would use to get blood return from your vein.

I ordered 200 boxes of “vampire pens” from the needle exchange. My mom uses “vampire pens” every day for her insulin. My friend uses “vampire pens” to administer testosterone

by BostonEmily June 24, 2022

Vampire Wanding

The act of freezing a mould of period blood into a phallic shape to then use as a dildo.

Oh Rachel my dear you do seem to have a particularly heavy flow this month. We should try that vampire wanding I keep hearing about! I’ll get the lollipop sticks.

by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023

Vampire Special

When you eat your girl out while she’s on her period.

Chad: hey shawty, you lookin extra sexy today. Can I eat your pussy?
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!

by the Trump Administration November 27, 2020

Vampire Tea

Act of mixing a used tampon in boiling water

Hey, Carl want some Vampire Tea?

by NOS4A2 December 17, 2021

vampire cracker

A picked off scab

Dave loves to pick off his scabs and offer them to other people as vampire crackers.

by SnowBunnyAK47 November 7, 2015

Vampiric Appreciation

Vampiric Appreciation: When someone stays around you to suck the positive energy out of you while simultaneously creeping you out and ripping you off.

`Wow, she stole all their Facebook Art Posts, blocked them and posted it as their own.. Classic Vampiric Appreciation...` `Yeah, totally...

by Jay Springshare January 26, 2020

Obsession Vampire

Obsession Vampire is a human being feeding on human obsession. This entity is highly intelligent with exceptional psychological skills, strong presence and dark mysterious, dangerous and seductive aura. It loves various drugs and it has discovered the most precious one. There are not many of such beings in the world. In order to feed, obsession vampire evokes a significant obsession with its personality in the victim's mind and channels the soul of the victim often engaging in sexual activities with the subject as well. The victim is often an introvert with strong internal conflict and anger who lacks the ability to overcome the ego due to lower-common psychological intelligence.

Remember Jim Morrison, he was an exceptional obsession vampire. The only thing that stopped him from the eternal trip of ecstasy was his vulnerable physical shell.

by Drekavac December 8, 2017