tree face

man-whore who cheats on you but then says he loves you and attempts to make up for it by writing you a poem and proposing in it.
guy: "i know i cheated on you and lied about it, but i love you! i wrote you a poem. be my wife?"

girl: "holy shit don't be such a tree face"
by squirtle:) December 20, 2009
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tree chicken

Redneck slang term for squirrels, especially in the sense of eating squirrel.
Momma done rasselled up some tennessee tree chickens for dinner, pa.
by Rich Lather June 20, 2005
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palm tree

A clever invention by polar bears to disguise their presence.
You see those palm trees over there? Don't be fooled! There's really polar bears around here. They don't fool me!
by Fred the Wolf November 27, 2005
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Christmas trees

Term used for marijuana after thanksgiving and before easter.
After I got my christmas trees, I rolled a Philly that could'a got the entire neighborhood high!
by DeeJay December 12, 2003
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climbing trees

To get high, most commonly by means of marijuana. Trees is a common slang name for marijuana. When you climb a tree, you're getting higher in elevation than when you were on the ground. Therefore climbing trees refers to getting high off of trees.
Hey I just got an eighth of some haze, want to go climbing trees?
by Kev564 February 26, 2007
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Tree humper

1. An over enthusiastic enviormentalist. The nature equivalent of a PETA member.
2. A person who refuses to leave their sitting spot near, under, or by a tree of some kind.
1. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M A TREE HUMPER?! JUST SET THE PAPER DOWN AND NOBODY GETS HURT!"
2. "Guys, I don't to go downtown...I'm fine here! -is dragged away from tree-"
by Angelxa July 11, 2006
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bra tree

This is a tree at which women in a group individually remove their bras, and leave them permanently hanging on the tree. This is usually part of a ceremony by a sorority or other group, and is usually attended only by women.
The Chili Dog Sisters had their annual bra tree ceremony, followed by a dinner at a Thai restaurant in Murfreesboro.
by Chili Dog Bravo June 17, 2010
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