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Muddy Puddle

Similar to “The Gravy Method” but instead of getting the gravy out, the individual who put the powder inside the other persons asshole is tied down while the person with the gravy inside their asshole forcefully shits on the other persons face, proceeding to make the mess of a muddy puddle
Mate why do I keep letting the priest tie me down and give me a muddy puddle
by trippy dippy September 8, 2025
mugGet the Muddy Puddlemug.

Muddy puddle

To explosively shit all over the floor. Using one’s own faeces. Then proceeding to jump (bare-foot) into the cesspool of warm shite.
Person 1:What the fuck is wrong with you! You can’t just shit on someone’s floor. It’s new fucking carpet.

Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?
by MyMoneyDoesNot jiggle February 21, 2023
mugGet the Muddy puddlemug.

Puddle Pirate

Shut up you little puddle pirate
by F1nM4cl34n June 22, 2021
mugGet the Puddle Piratemug.

puddling

1. To cry about an incident that little or no impact on you personally.
Jason found Bill in his room crying about the Yankee's recent loss. "Bill, why are you puddling? It's just a game......and your 38 years old?!?"
by William Beiler January 5, 2009
mugGet the puddlingmug.

Puddle Stepper

An entitled prick.

In reference to a stompy, steppy, boot-laden lad who, whilst in rainy conditions, walks callously to spite his ill-prepared pedestrain counterparts.
Michael, quit being such a puddle stepper!
by Adam Burwood December 28, 2023
mugGet the Puddle Steppermug.

Puddle

When someone is so drunk they take the form of any vessel they happen to pass out in. They are essentially liquid and have little body control.
Joe polished off that fifth of tequila. Dude was a total puddle.
by Locoski September 15, 2015
mugGet the Puddlemug.

fudge puddle

When your dad bakes a vanilla cake and your mom is too fat and she's on a diet so she secretly eats a little bit, but then feels bad about it and takes laxatives and has a fudge puddle in her pants.
"My fat mom wasn't fooling anybody when she fudge puddled at church"
by fudgepantsquarejob November 29, 2014
mugGet the fudge puddlemug.

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