Panic tetris

When you're done paying for a full cart of groceries and have to put everything back in the cart again in a way so it fits and you have to do it fast because there's a big line waiting behind you .

There were so many people at the store today, I had to play panic tetris.

by Billy and Tyrone May 8, 2018

Panic Potty Parade

When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!

Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!

by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017

Lily-panic

n. a term created by some Potterheads on Wattpad to define the degree at which James Potter is absolutely fu€king whipped for Lily Evans

v. when you start freaking out or panicking because of your crush or in some cases the person you believe to be your soulmate.

n. When Lily flirted with James he went into a state of panic. Lily-Panic.
v. I started lily-panicking because Blake complimented me today.

by SkyTheWeido February 2, 2024

panic ocean

To urinate yourself so much as to create a small ocean in your pants.

"Look! Little Ryan's got a panic ocean going on!"

by shinyeggboy July 5, 2016

PANic

It's like bi panic but for pansexuals.

Person 1: Who would you date, Loki, Bucky, or Natasha?
Me: *PANic because I would choose all* ummm...

by IwishToHelpTheOtherPans July 31, 2021

panic! fest

A Panic at the Disco concert. May also be a room full of depressed teens having panic attacks or a lost little hoe walking around a Disco while panicking.

We're going to Panic! fest this friday, coming with us?

by sangwoos ur ankles cutely November 10, 2020

ship panic

it's when you freak out over a ship that is sailed. it's a word I made up and I don't know what else to say

person 1: omg! Carly just kiss Freddie!

person 2: my ship sailed! *freaks out*
person 1: stop having a ship panic dude!

by NIGHT_BR3AKS June 29, 2022