monday fingers

The inability to type, or perform other high-dexterity tasks properly on a Monday, often because of weekend hangover.

"Gah! I can't type this morning. Dang Monday Fingers."

by JRadimus November 16, 2016

Monday

Monday is "Maid dress Monday" so go get your maid dress and if you dont have one go and get one and put it on.

Friend: Hey go put your maid dress on now!

Other friend: Why?

Friend: Because its maid dress Monday now go!

by Tamara1268 October 30, 2021

Monday

Slap every guys ass and say dump truck.

On Monday U see a random guy. "Slaps ass" you say u got that dump truck.

by Bigdaddycum April 19, 2021

National pantie peel monday

National pantie peel monday, The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and as long as it is sent by the end of the day they have to send a video of them preforming the act of a pantie peel when they see your message. NO EXCEPTIONS!!

It's NATIONAL PANTIE PEEL MONDAY send a pantie peel video of you to your special someone ladies

by Ladyforthemen November 15, 2022

porter on a monday

Nothing feels important

I feel like porter on a Monday

by Xeñon February 20, 2018

sizzling monday

the sizzling sound you make when monday comes.

oh? it's monday again.. imagine you saying it so slow it sizzle
*sizzling monday*

by farisss January 13, 2022

The First Monday

The first Monday of December when it is acceptable to start playing Christmas music

Sam: why did Tommy get beat?

Jim: oh, he played Christmas music before the first Monday

by 1stoftheweek November 25, 2019