Man The Fort 

Another term for the act of masturbating.

See you later Tommy, I'm gonna go man the fort while my parents are out.

Man The Fort by Bob Sobchek June 11, 2006

Straight Plan for the Gay Man 

1.Revenge by public whiners on the gay people from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
2.A homophobe's version of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
3.Money induced T.V. drivel
4.When a bad idea from the start gets worse

Hey, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy sucks, because there's a new one now. Let's watch that instead.

Straight Plan for the Gay Man by Blahmaster Whinehander March 25, 2004

The Lonely Man 

A strategy used by men looking to pick up women usually at a bar or social gathering, consisting of him either pretending to be alone or actually being alone as a strategic way of having women who notice he is by himself to approach him.

"Check this out guys, i'm gonna try The Lonely Man and see if i get lucky". -Pretending

"F*ck it, im just gonna go out alone tonight and try The Lonely Man". -Actually alone

The Lonely Man by JensenR September 1, 2013

the bread man 

Another term used for drug dealer

Her boyfriend is the bread man, he sells the white stuff

the bread man by NH123 November 28, 2016

The No Man's Sky Card 

An argument ending excuse to be used when one genuinely enjoys something that is widely disliked, or discouraged, and feels they should not have to validate their enjoyment of it; but one's friends give them unending shit about liking said thing or activity.

"Bro I can't believe you listen to Nickelback, their music is so trash"

"Hey man, I just like their music, I'm pulling the No Man's Sky card"
"Ugh, fine"
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"Why do you play video games on console? PC is better in every way!"
"I'm pulling the No Man's Sky Card, it's just what I like"
"Okay, whatever"

The No Man's Sky Card by Sp0oks00 May 28, 2018

The milk man 

A man that has a farm of other men that he “Milks” daily.

That guy over there that’s covered in cum must be the milk man at that farm over there!

The milk man by DirtyDalton October 9, 2021

The Act Man 

An absolute gigachad gamer with balls the size of bowling balls
mans is buff asf

The Act Man just made a COD review!

The Act Man by averagedanimalsenjoyer420 May 14, 2022