the express removal of any post containing evidence or statements by an individual (most especially screenshots) that, while technically possible, depict a scenario that is so extremely unlikely nobody should ever spend any time contemplating it. Ever.
by landoning September 3, 2019
Get the Landoning a postmug. Landon is an overall nice guy who will do almost anything for a select few whom he knows and regaurds as friends, he is slways seemingly happy around friends but he has secrets that very few know about. He is alwat good at keeping secrets good or bad, you deffinitly should be in his friend group. He also is slightly Emo, and has some of the Emo tendancys(self harm)
#1: that guy over there is always sticking up fir thise people
#2: yeah i noticed he must be a Landon
#2: yeah i noticed he must be a Landon
by DR_PROXY May 5, 2018
Get the Landonmug. Landon is a bitch ass nigger who will probably work at McDonalds one day because he broke as shit and gets no bitches, I bet whoever is reading this is named landon, you still owe my $50 nigger
by Noname308 October 13, 2022
Get the Landonmug. Is the type of person to be late to almost anything, is a very protective person that all ways knows how to warm a girls heart. Is a people person that likes to hang out over the weekends, that is always nice to the one he loves.
by Someone that really hangs February 4, 2020
Get the Landonmug. Landon is the best boyfriend in the world. He knows just what to say when you are feeling down. He always brings a smile to your face. When he hugs you, your body just melts into his arms. He is very cute, tall, funny, and so much more. He is the light of your world and you don't want to ever let him go.
His eyes are what get you every time. Even though they are brown the are the most gorgeous eyes ever. He knows just what to say to make you smile. He is very funny. He has the prettiest girlfriend that ever was. She is kind hearted and cares about everyone especially Landon.
He played baseball when he was little and stopped playing but still loves the game. His favorite sport is football and he is the quarter back of the team. Landon is 5"9 and will be 6"4. He is the sweetest person you will ever meet and you definitely don't want to ever let him go.
His eyes are what get you every time. Even though they are brown the are the most gorgeous eyes ever. He knows just what to say to make you smile. He is very funny. He has the prettiest girlfriend that ever was. She is kind hearted and cares about everyone especially Landon.
He played baseball when he was little and stopped playing but still loves the game. His favorite sport is football and he is the quarter back of the team. Landon is 5"9 and will be 6"4. He is the sweetest person you will ever meet and you definitely don't want to ever let him go.
Girl 1: "Did you see Landon and his girlfriend holding hands in the hallway today?"
Girl 2: "YES! They are the cutest but I really wish that I was her because I want a Landon of my own!"
Girl 2: "YES! They are the cutest but I really wish that I was her because I want a Landon of my own!"
by Ashy Paige April 7, 2020
Get the Landonmug. Landon is a fucking pervert and sucks no one gets why every girl likes him he's an asshole and shows people his penis because "that's what friends do" and he uses people to become the popular kid in school
by Gavinknows June 20, 2020
Get the Landonmug. by FatYoshi5 October 2, 2019
Get the Landonmug.