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Josh

Josh is the kid that plays fortnite after it was cool, doesn't shave enough and is fat. Not because he has a bad metabolism but just because he eats too much. Dont be a josh.
Person 1: i bet josh s actually a 24 year old man.
Person 2: ur right. loo at that hair on his face. he shud shave sometime
by MooMooCowMaster October 28, 2019
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Josh

Omg josh ur peen is so smaaaaaaall! Its like its not even there at all!
by SATAAAAAAAAAAAN August 3, 2019
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Joshed

The act of performing sexual acts with an unconsenting cripple, usually in a wheelchair or above the age of 85
by Emotional Damage January 29, 2022
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Josh

Josh is an amazing guy with a kind heart and thoughtful eyes. He can make you smile through tears. He says dumb things like "I put that on crip" and "did i ask? no." every girl should find a josh, because i found mine and i'm never leaving him.
Girl 1: who's that cowboy you're dating?

me: oh that's the love of my life, his name is josh.
by iminlovewithadumbass September 12, 2019
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Josh

He is someone who is always sick. He had a concussion and doesn’t stop bringing it up and annoys all his friends. He can be stupid sometimes, but still has friends
Yo have you seen josh today, he won’t stop talking about this concussion he had?
by Officialtwinkie February 28, 2020
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Josh

An all around complete dick, he will dump you within at least a month, extreemly untrustworthy, and will break your heart.
That boy, Josh, he's such an asshole.
by T-BONE129553823863485 May 3, 2018
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Joshing

Leaving out or making up vitak information to make you seem much cooler than you actually are
I didn’t actually fuck Kaylee, I was just joshing you.
by flowdaddy6969 November 14, 2017
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